穷途末路的我们番外

漫画家之路

Gordon, 28, an aspiring animator, leaves his home in Oregon to sell his ideas to Hollywood. After being told, correctly, that they are quite possibly the most stupid ideas ever and that he needs to spend time rethinking them, he moves back home. But his father, never a kind man, escalates his mean treatment of his rather unconventional son. Meanwhile, Gord has fallen for Betty, an attractive doctor at the hospital where his friend is staying; she happens to use a wheelchair, and to delight in having her paralyzed legs beaten with a bamboo cane; her sexual aggression intimidates him. Gord's family goes to a psychiatrist, and he lies to her that his father molests Gord's brother, Freddy; Gord neglects to mention that Freddy is 25. Soon, Gordon has the house to himself, and comes up with a winning animated series, "Zebras in America" based on his own family. All this is really a framework on which Tom Green hangs his usual crazy stunts. Tom Green plays Gord Brody, a slacker who dreams of becoming an animator for cartoon shows. He is forced to move back in with his parents, but then refuses to leave. Along the way, he sexually pleasures various farm animals, licks open flesh wounds, accuses his father of molesting his brother, goes scuba diving in a toilet, plays an organ with several sausages attached to it which are suspended in midair, and does a bunch of other stuff that is too insane, offensive, disgusting, or weird to be mentioned here. 好食懶飛搞搞震，氣得父親“紮紮”跳 ！電視搞笑高手湯格連自編自導自演處女作！ 終日游手好閒，已經廿八歲了，一直夢想成為荷里活卡通片動畫大師的葛，終於有機會一嚐夢想的工作，但只是暫時性，跟著又跑去芝士工廠做無聊的工作。最後，葛決定回到家去，但父親占士則希望他能長大成熟點，搬離他們，像弟弟法迪般，找一份像樣的工作。葛與父親占士因此事展開父子大戰，葛想出不少古靈精怪的方法來氣父親，弄得占士七竅生煙，使人捧腹大笑……

伏天圣主

“你要变强！现在的你还很弱！”自李青牛记事起，聋婆婆就一直这么告诉他。 对此，李青牛也一直深以为然。因为他跑得没有瘸子爷爷快，看得没有瞎子老拐远，炼丹没有药渣子好，就连村口的大黑牛都打不过。 直到有一天，李青牛走出了村子，可他发现，这里的所有人都没有他厉害……他要去寻找真正的强者，他也要变成聋婆婆口中的真正强者！

晚娘（粤泰双语）

剧情简介：

不伦纯爱

《不伦纯爱》是根据新堂冬树的情色小说改编的一部电影。由矢崎仁司执导，津田宽治、嘉门洋子等人主演。于2011年在日本上映。

小心女人

年轻貌美的阿琳和丈夫阿权在郊区开了一间小酒吧,生意一直很惨淡.琳辛苦地经营着酒吧,还不时遭到权的拳打脚踢.一天酒吧来了两个无赖:瘸腿光和结巴郭,他们与好斗的权大打出手,文劝开双方,悄悄跟瘸腿光说了几句,光和郭立即自动离去,为此,权很感谢文,但不知文跟光说了什么.警察明前来告诫权,光和郭是重要通缉犯,非常危险,要权多加小心...

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再见，黑鸟

同时与五位女友交往的五劈男——星野一彦由于欠下巨额债务，两周后将被抓上“那辆巴士”，带往一个神秘的地方以恐怖未知的方式偿债，再也无法回来。在这两周里，债主派出身高与体重均为一百八的彪悍女茧美监视星野。星野得到债主同意，在上巴士前可以与五位女友一一道别。为了让对方彻底死心，星野骗对方，自己决定与茧美结婚。所以，五次“我们分手吧”，换来了人生不一样的结局。

超时空心跳

张铭笙是一位天赋极高的钢琴演奏家，一次在同学会上遇上了辛嘉洛回忆起了当年的青葱岁月。回到家他摊在床上，当他再次睁开双眼的时候却发现自己身处异地并已经和辛嘉洛成为了夫妻拥有一个女儿。生活和他开了个大大的玩笑。。。。。。。

暗语者

哥哥孙义和弟弟孙礼都是反清分子，一场暗杀行动失败导致弟弟远走异乡，而哥哥为了生存，成为清政府的一名地下狙击手多年后，俩兄弟再次相遇在暗杀行动中，亦似兄弟，亦似仇人，俩人必须做出艰难的选择。

圆桌派第五季

《圆桌派》是一档下饭聊天文化节目，优酷携手著名媒体人、文化名嘴窦文涛倾力打造。不设剧本，即兴聊天，平等视角，智慧分享。

狼灵传说

故事讲述孤儿阿洛，以砍柴为生。自小被恶霸财主欺负。儿时在一次砍柴途中，救了兔仙一家。兔子竟然开口说话。十年之后，大旱，庄稼颗粒无收，发小阿勇，被财主逼交租金，阿勇娘一病不起。一天夜里阿勇看见阿洛家门口蹲着一只狼。非常害怕，把此事告诉了阿洛。阿洛忆起小时候救兔子时杀过一只狼，那兔子让他把狼骨埋在家里，对狼头念咒语，便能心想事成。从此阿洛便依靠此咒语帮助乡邻度过难关。当年被救的兔子，幻化成人名叫毛毛，来到阿洛家报恩。阿洛有法术的事，引起了财主妒忌。财主伙同赌鬼阿瓜绑架了阿勇娘，逼迫阿洛说出法术的秘密。为救阿勇娘，阿洛说出了秘密，毛毛却消失不见。贪心财主因贪婪作恶，变成了狗。